Rollerblade Jedi vs. Vader Girl

Rollerblade Jedi and Darth Vader were having a light saber duel at the kitchen table last night when Darth Vader got whacked with a Jedi light saber. As Vader burst into an exaggerated, tearful, whining fit, Rollerblade Jedi said:

“Come on dad, don’t be such a girl. You’re Darth Vader, for crying out loud.”

And yes. That is a lazy black cat asleep on top of the black bookcase.